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~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.
"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"
Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."
Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."
A condition where someone bombards you with so much of relevant or irrelevant information such that you cannot make any meaning out of it.
He created such an information avalanche such that the real data got buried somewhere under it.
It is when you 69 somebody and they shit all over your face and upper chest.
Me: Last night, Miranda and i 69 avalanched. It was heaven on earth!
Charlie: Man, I wish me and my girlfriend would let me do that!
Me: Yeah, I find that a good old fashioned 69 avalanche spices up any relationship, its worked for me!
When a man takes a a fat steamy dump on the top of a slip’n slide and it rolls down, gaining momentum, until it enters the mouth of the women at the bottom end of the slip’n slide.
Brad: “ Angela... what are you doing here?”
Angela: “ I heard all of the girls at school talking about how you gave them a Minnesota Avalanche and how sexy it was... do you think you would give me a Minnesota Avalanche too??”
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When an attractive girl recently becomes single and guys she's not interested in, hit on her several times a day
"I've only been single for a week and guys won't stop texting me! It's been a real dick avalanche!"
1) A song by owl city
2) A drink that consist of strawberry lemonade, vodka, and snow. Created by Eugene and Adam
Dude I got sooo fucked up yesterday from that Strawberry Avalanche
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When a man lays on his back, with legs thrown over his head and masturbates, finally attempting to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I got home early yesterday to find my roommate head over heals in the living room giving himself a Dirty Avalanche
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