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Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.
Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?
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A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.
person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.
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A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.
I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.
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The act of placing a bagel onto one's penis, lighting it on fire, having sex with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.
Matt: Whoa! Dude I gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!
Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!
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Usually used to describe a somewhat beautiful Filipino that has soft brown eyes, pretty rad hair, a lame personality and a great ass. Usually have SSSS.
Bro tiger bagels are better than cinnamon crunch bagels
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the best bagel shop ever. it is in charlottesville in 3 locations.
person 1: where do you wanna eat?
person2: ehh let's go to "bodo's bagels"
person1: oh hell yeah, that place kicks ass
A person who is attracted to Jews.
Tom is a bagel chaser, he only really wants Jewish guys. Cindy, also a bagel chaser, is only into Jewish guys. Her sister shares these desires, so they love to go checking out Jewish guys together.
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