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gay ass shoes that all the 7th graders at lovett wear
guy 1: why is everyone wearing new balances
guy 2: all these lil poos r trynna be cool
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When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!
i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday
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Acheiving Ultimasm( Ultimate Orgasm)is only possible when Fuck Balance is present. Basically fuck balance is riding the vibes between each other in exactly the right way, creating harmony between the ying(lover1) and the yang(lover2) Fuck Balance is not the only way to acheive an orgasm, but once youve had an Ultimasm, you will never settle for anything less.
Fuck balance is the key to acheiving levels upon which the sexual releases you will swear came from the Heavens especially for your dick in that exact moment sort of as a way to say "Good Fuck, You get an A+! Now thats what we meant when we said pro-create!" After acheiving Fuck balance, sex without the balance seems like a sick joke.
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A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.
It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team
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Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.
Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up
Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.
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Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.
This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.
Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!
Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.
Some of the most popular New Balance yet. They come in a variety of colors and most people own at least one pair
Person A: What shoes are you wearing tonight bro?
Person B: Im thinking about my black New Balance 574
Person A: Come to think of it, I might wear mine too.
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