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ballsack bonanza

When you get a girl drunk and passed out then you and your friends begin to rub your ball sack all over her face while she sleeps.

We got a hoe set up for ballsack bonanza tonite, you fuckers in?

by balllsackyoho July 21, 2009

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ballsack Taco

usually when a chick is really loose or is older. When she is wearing panties and it looks like she could be packin' some heat inside of them. When you pull the panties off and she is so loose you can squeeze both of those taco lips together and it looks like a double double.

you-"I got with this milf last night"
friend-"awesome, how was it?"
you- "it was was amazing! I will never go back to young chicks, I just love it when they have a nice big ballsack taco"

by BST Lover February 3, 2010

24πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


ballsack attack

an attack involving the use of a ballsack in the form of a weapon, or tool, assisting the assault in anyway

"BALLSACK ATTACK BITCH!!" said Man-who-your-face-he-attacks-with-his-Ballsack.

by Batcave Squatter July 7, 2003

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


ballsack jones

A major scrotum made from the embers of a dead Phoenix. Terracotta warriors worship the almighty scrotum of ballsack jones. It smells like salmon darnes and tinned mackerel with a hint of zucchini.

Ballsack jones holds the almighty scrotum

by Screm April 13, 2015

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ballsack Barry

An old person whos cheeks are so wrinkled that they look like facial scrotums.

1. "That old man is a Ballsack Barry"

2. "Yo, it must be Ballsack Barry day LOL!"

3. "Girlfriend, I be needin that moisturiser 'fore I get my Ballsack Barry on"

by RoflcopterSoi June 10, 2006

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


gay ballsack

The answer to a question that you don't know the answer to or don't want to answer.

-Timmy, why didn't you finish your homework?

-Because i have a gay ballsack.

by bassjimmi March 26, 2012

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND most coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you that everything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally kill yourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technology far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything. He did it to me twice.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?

2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?

2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by naked monke April 18, 2021