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A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.
"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."
another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying”
Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”
The Bard shaker, Give me the Bard shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Bard ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?
Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation
Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard
Sicky bard (or sicky bad) is a South Wales/Valleys term for being generally unwell.
Dafydd: Didn't see you yesterday, where was you?
Cerys: I was off work sicky bard all day.
Dafydd: Oh love you.