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HIV and AIDS virus. I saw this on a Wrap-it-up type special on BET. The forever part comes from the virus being uncurable, and the Batman part comes from the movie, Batman Forever.
"Yeah yall might call it HIV and Aids, but we call it Batman, cause it's FOREVER!"
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When a girls cleavage is rocking and it makes the shape of batwings. Showing alot of boobs or cleavage. A way to warm people their showing too much boob.
"Nicci, Batman dude!"
"Oh sorry lemme fix that"
"no....its cool..."
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Batman is a man with rich powers his secret identity is a boy called Sean (seano) he is on call anytime to save the world from evil
1.Wait it's batman no it's just seano wait one sec
2. Nananananana fapman fapman
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An ordinary man who is battling with an extreme acid addiction, who believes he is a super hero but really he's in his rehab room wearing underwear and a pink studded belt battling with his roomate lindsey lohan or "the joker".
lindsey: ahhhh get off me you fucker
Batman: *words unable to be understood*
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Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.
Steps for making batman:
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Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.
Adam: BATMAN
Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
"Yo Matty, have you ever performed...
THE BATMAN!?"
"What the fuck Gary?"
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To pull a batman is while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted yell to the bat cave and stick it in her ass
Dude I pulled a batman with my chick turns out she likes anal
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