GOAT

The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.

S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.

A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.

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goats

Mamal much beloved of Jon Cram

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Goat Goat

A made up NFL player who played in the 1840s before football was invented

Wow Goat Goat couldnt have been better than Saquon Barkley at football because it didn’t exist

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goat

only the sexiest animal on the internet

"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat

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Goat

Goat: A person place or thing that is extremely ugly and/or extremely stupid.

Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment.

This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.

Yo kid, you are such a Goat! *BAaaaaaHHH!*
Kid: :( Awhh

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The GOAT

A nicknamed used for American Hip Hop artist Kendrick Lamar. It means "Greatest Of All Time" and was bestowed on Kendrick following his 2017 release of DAMN.

When asked if Kendrick Lamar was good, God said "Kendrick? Oh, he's the GOAT nigga"

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goat

An animal that is the polar opposite of the phoenix.

"Hey look, it's a goat, the opposite of a phoenix."

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