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*The following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship
1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.
2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.
3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.
4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.
5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.
For these reasons, and many more (MANY more), many men have come to the conclusion that prostitutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.
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Usually identifies as a number 1 trades person. Always wearing white sunglasses and drives a jacked up truck. He is just the coolest person and will receive his women by offerings from non worthy opponents.
Hey babe haven't heard from you in awhile call me back when chad is done with you.
Wow man you're pretty good at welding but I know chad and he's the number 1 welder for this area and he's just the coolest fucking guy. Try being a chad
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Being a Bella is to be clumsy and/or use an unnecessary amount of 'umm's and 'ahhs'. Originates from the books/movies The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer and refers to Bella Swan.
Person 1: "Did you see Hannah earlier? She fell on the stairs."
Person 2: "Hannah's always falling over. She's such a Bella"
OR
Person 1: "I just- I- ummmmm- I need- ahhh- I just want to *gasp*"
Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out!"
alians
me: look Extraterrestrial beings!!
you: can't you just say alians.
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When something of yours is being slow or crappy
Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today
Being Denton is a state of mind where you reject all enthusiasm for anything and bring down the world around you with your cynical demeanor.
Being cynical and being Denton are very similar things by defination; but you can always tell when someone is being Denton, as all nearby children under the age of seven, who are too weak to fight the force of Denton will become moderately didappointed.
Mike, could you just pass me that lead over?
"what? You mean I actually HAVE to move?"
God, you're being Denton.
Annoying, especially in the context of being difficult to work with. Inspired by the difficult to catch and typically low CP Pokemon "Zubat."
"I keep trying to make plans with Kathryn, but she's being a Zubat and won't lock down a time"