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The reasoning that victim and perp have the same credibility.
Congressman Jones asked the public not to choose sides, but to believe all mammals.
1. When Earsh believes in you enough to find this word.
2. When Earsh accidently searches the word and finds this in the dictionary.
3. When Earsh accidently missclicks and finds this word
4. When Earsh drinks Viking Ale and then pisses in his keyboard striking the keys in accidental succession, resulting in the typing of this search by absolute chance.
Richud: "Holy shit, Earsh Believes In Me enough to find this word - I must be some kind of important person, or retard"
the demons believe how shitty you were.
you: “even the demons believe.”
??: whAtt..
you:” even the demons believe you were such a ass person fuck you.”
The thing that parappa the rapper says to help him forget that he's a lonely piece of paper and that he simps for sunny
Parappa The Rapper "I know I got to believe"
The imaginary armor for a man that protects him from false “me too” accusations and/or abuse from women.
Very similar to a customer service face, make believe armor helps men interact with women and navigate the treacherous world of women’s rights.
While wearing make believe armor men can interact and simply talk with women without fear of reprisal or false accusations.
Typically make believe armor is worn at social activities such as dancing and parties but can and should probably be worn in the workplace or even at home.
While wearing make believe armor men are only able to talk about subjects that nothing sexual, sexist or overly masculine undertones or microaggressions can be taken away from ie the weather, sports stats, Wild Animal facts, and marinade recipes. Also things that are very technical like database building or power generation or ballistics.
*Make believe armor doesn’t actually exist except in the mind of a man or in other men.
“Hey Ma’am ”
“Hey Sir”
“The sun has reached it’s zenith and the temperature is warmer”
“Would you say it is hot?”
“No Ma’am I would not, because I’m wearing my make believe armor, I would say it’s certainly not cold”
“Dude won’t even talk about anything but the third law of thermodynamics to that girl, he’s wearing his make believe armor”
“I’m sorry Jill I would ask you to dance, but I’m wearing my make believe armor so what do you think of Tom Brady’s completion record?”
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Scholars maintain that the Mayans through translation of their sun dials and all of their wise worldly knowledge used to say believe you me.
The "you" being their god of sun who is all powerful and involved and responsible for everything.
I'm only funny spontaneously, believe you me!
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Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.
Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.
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