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Zoe Benson is a character in American horror story's season 3 ( coven ) Zoe is a young witch portrayed by Taissa Farmiga who gets sent to miss Robichaux's Academy for exceptional young ladies where she meets madison , Nan , queenie , Cordelia and Fiona and later on meets Kyle spencer she is given the nickname black widow as you will Finsbury out why in the first episode
1: did you watch ahs coven last night
2: oh my god yes Zoe benson slays my existence I ship her with Kyle so much
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A Sex-Addicted White chick, whos enjoys whips and dicks.
Marin, you are such a bitch!
Marin, let me squeeze ur tits.
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a shop in grenock scotland which provides beds for homosexuals
shop assistant; how can i help you sir?
customer; i am interested in buying a bed
shop assistant; we only provide beds for bensons
customer; i am a benson, i have a wife but no children, and i dont really care for football and never have
shop assistant; ok sir, right this way
customer; bed dooins
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A position one may assume after short lived inebriated sex. "Le Benson" consists of laying bollock naked on ones front with both legs spread wide, presenting your pale bottom and testicles to whomever might enter the room.
A: I had sex last night with this really drunk guy
B: Did you cuddle afterwards?
A: No I went to clean up and by the time I came back he was doing Le Benson.
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man, i thought that kid was a total benson kuhfus
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The Benson Method: When an enemy boards your vehicle in such a way that neither party can harm the other, the driver of the vehicle shall pull a Benson and drive off a nearby cliff, thus neutralizing the threat at the expense of ones self.
Man I was playing Halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the Benson Method on me
A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.
A delightful beverage very similar to a Jäger Bomb except you replace the Jäger with woods rum and the red bull with Rattler. ‘Tis beautiful served up in Z old Bencoolin establishment. Rumours the drink was invented by D Wickett 1st & Gordon, Zat you?
Spoof for a benson bomb?! Fuck sake