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[The Bible]

Ancient document written over a period of several thousand years mostly by Hebrew peoples. It chronicles the events and travels of the people sometimes with terribly violent results. It also exposes their human errors that most often come with disastrous consequences. There is a great deal of history, especially the book of Daniel which clearly predicts the great kingdoms that would rule over Europe until the fall of the Roman Empire. That book was written several hundred years before the kingdoms existed therefore giving a great deal of credibility to the author. It clearly predicts conditions of the world just before the reign of man is ended. The frequency and severity of storms, earthquakes, wars, and famine are signs that are now too apparent to ignore.
Yes we have always had those calamities but never in such frequency as now.

The Bible predicts that disasters will be far more frequent toward the end of the earths time.
Just noticing the news will demonstrate how hurricanes, earthquakes and such are occurring far more often than even just 30 years ago. The earth is literally being torn apart.

by minddbendder September 15, 2008

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Bible

The best book in the world

I just read the bible yesterday i feel better

by urbandicrtonary909 January 5, 2021

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Bible

A non-fictional book that teaches you the values of living. It explains how God wants us to be prosper in life and how he wants to be able to see you in heaven. it explains Jesus birth to resurrection.

Every Morning I wake up I read a scripture from the Bible

by BlackWrestlingLover December 26, 2020

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Bible

VERB -- To leave or give a religious text or pamphlet instead of an expected cash tip

I just got bibled. I thought Table 4 left a $20 tip, but when I picked up the bill, it was fake and covered in text about how Jesus is gonna save me.

by Yumyan Hammerpaw January 2, 2021

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the bible

"the bible" is sang for smoking dope, wacky weed, ganja, grass, marijuana, etc.

I totally inhaled the bible yesterday

by Prudense August 13, 2006

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the bible

The "how to guide" for manipulating / controlling the masses.

i prefer the bible, these idiot guides to controling people are too complicated for me.

by LuciferAKAZeke September 7, 2005

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Bible

A book that DOES NOT oppress people who happen to be gay. It explains that having feelings for the same gender is not a sin. (It does however say that having intercourse with the same gender is a sin, because intercourse is supposed to be a sacred thing and God would like it to go as he has designed it)

I can't believe people talk about the Bible that way- it's not that cruel!

by corey2525 December 31, 2021

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