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Otherwise known as cyclist legs.
Sexy, tight, shaved legs... with a tan line across the quads.
x: What's up with the odd tan line?
y: I can't help it! Gotta show off these bicycle legs!
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When a girl does not take a shower and especially does not wash her vagina. She then procedes to sit on the face of the male and moves in all directions making the nose of the male ride up even farther into the crouch of the female. To simulate like riding a bicycle, when the bike seat is the males face.
"Yeah my girlfriend gave me an Interstate Bicycle last night and i almost threw up"
Guy: I am not letting you trick me into a Interstate Bicycle again. you better wash that thing again.
Girl:FINE!
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In a bicycle shop, the people repair bicycles.
Hey bro, what do they do in a bicycle shop?
They repair bicycles!
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(Noun) -- a term used for an object or idea used to cause someone who's attracted to someone else to force their object of affection to talk to them. It often comes in the form of something being left with the romantically attractive person in question.
Entymology: The term "stolen bicycle" refers to the late 1990s/early 2000s Japanese cartoon program "Pokemon". In the show's early episodes, the main character, Ash, stole the lead female character's (Misty) bicycle. Later, she claimed to only be following him around on his journey until she gave her the "stolen bicycle" back. The real reason however, was that she was romantically attracted to Ash, and the "stolen bicycle" just gave her an excuse to follow him around.
Bill: "I left my Calculus book on that hot Jenny girl's desk. She walked off with it, so it looks like she'll be talking to me sometime soon..."
Rick: "Ohhhh... the old stolen bicycle trick. Gotcha."
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a chick who gets ridden (fucked) by everyone
i thought mel was innocent, but since shes fucked 420 dudes in the last 3 months, shes the town bicycle for sure!
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an awesome save in soccer that is composed of a half backflip and many crazy arm movements
-whoa! did you see that bicycle kick?!?!?!?
-hell yea i did!
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Where the shins and calves are mottled with various bruises, nicks, and scrapes due to bicycle pedals gone awry. This can happen on any type of bicycle where the user is sloppy about getting their feet situated on the pedals. A special instance might be trying to get one's feet back on spinning fixie pedals.
I've got a bad case of bicycle legs after last night's critical mass so I probably shouldn't wear a skirt to church tomorrow.
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