Tid Bid Joke

when you say something to some and your kinda joking but kinda being serious.

*you see a chicks vagina*
and you say "whys it so hairy? thats kinda sick"
chick: "excuse me?!"
you:"ah chill out its just a tid bid joke.

$1 Bid Shark

Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.

Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!

Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.

Bid

Dmv slang for describing someone as a “joke” or making fun of another person

*Wears beat up shoes*
Person: You the bid

bid

Someone who always gets clowned or made fun of. Usually because they are portrayed as slow.

Jason: *Walks into glass door and falls*
Everyone: *Laughs*
Todd: Jason is so dumb, He's the bid of the team

BID

Bitches in distress is the definition of an angry or overreacting woman who is going crazy for no reason. This term also is used to describe women who complain and whinge when they can't get what they want

"Wow my girlfriend is complaining she needs money"
"Thats a BID right there"

bid

when ur making fun of somebody and evb laughing, the person that the joke is being made on is the bid

kai be the bid yo !

Bid

Philly slang for God-Forbid.

Yo this cheese you bought last month smells and is bid.