The Albino Robot Alpaca King. The best fortnite player you'll ever meet in your life. Extremely sussy. Straight af. Best friends with Thomas Chamberlain (a.k.a Big Daddy Bulldozer) and Tim Cormier (Hunk of Man)
Holy Sh*t, is that The Cooper Birch! He is so hot.
Someone whose white fragility makes them not as woke as they think they are.
Why have you got a BLM tattoo?! you're such a birch bitch!
Danny Birch is the most extravagant, big dick , big future type of guy.
Danny Birch can do it better than anyone
To panic obsessively for no damn reason.
Hey man, why you on that birch
Dude, I dont know why, but im on that birch
Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’
Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.
Me, I am her. I am not famous but I want my name here.
So your Alice Birch?
He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.
Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road