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A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)
Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo
A person who doesn’t know what a lot of things mean.
John: do you know what a catwalk is ?
Matt: a what ?
John: ugh you’re such a blart!
robber: fart or ill kill your mom!
me: *farts*
mom: damn, that was a blart and a half son!
When you close your eyes to push out a fart.
Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart
Noun:
Unit of measurement
A colloquial term referring to a period of time equalling roughly 90 minutes.
This is inspired by the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which clocks in at a running time of just over 90 minutes.
"Hey, I'll be there in about a blart. If you put on the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop right now, it should be finishing when I get there."