Bleach

An anime that tries to compete with the hit series Naruto, but fails completely.

"I was watching bleach but then i was like forget this and turned on Naruto."

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bleach

Bleach is a word used to portray discontent. Often used as an interjection followed by a pronoun. (you, it)
Basically something like fuck.

Jimmy was a right motherbleacher

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bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

eye bleach

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

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Clorox Bleach

something people drink or wash clothes with

Person A: "Fuck off, leafy is cancer"
Clorox Bleach: "Drink Me"

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drink bleach

-Drink Bleach - Essentially telling someone that you want them "fuck off" but in a more vile way of putting it.
-The phrase can also be used in a way that you would rather "Drink Bleach", than do something else that seems unpleasant.

Someone cusses you out. - A simple 2 word response might be "Drink Bleach". You are telling them that you want them to "fuck off" and die at the same time.

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bleach job

When someone wearing Crest whitestrips (or other teeth whitening product) performs fellatio.

Maggie swallowed one of her Aquafresh white trays while giving Doug a bleach job.