Bleached

One who has been white-washed. (use as a statement of fact, may be used to insult)

Tanya is so not like her cousins. She's so bleached.

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Bleached

This can happen during a gang bang, when a group of males cum on a chick's face at the same time. Her face will be covered in white cum. She'll look bleached as fuck!

"Mate, apparently Ashley got bleached yesterday."
"That's hot! 10 guys exploded all over her face."

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bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

eye bleach

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

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Clorox Bleach

something people drink or wash clothes with

Person A: "Fuck off, leafy is cancer"
Clorox Bleach: "Drink Me"

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drink bleach

-Drink Bleach - Essentially telling someone that you want them "fuck off" but in a more vile way of putting it.
-The phrase can also be used in a way that you would rather "Drink Bleach", than do something else that seems unpleasant.

Someone cusses you out. - A simple 2 word response might be "Drink Bleach". You are telling them that you want them to "fuck off" and die at the same time.

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bleach job

When someone wearing Crest whitestrips (or other teeth whitening product) performs fellatio.

Maggie swallowed one of her Aquafresh white trays while giving Doug a bleach job.