blow up doll

A plastic device (male or female) that roystee uses to satisfy his sexual desires when prostitutes are unavailable.

Roystee said, "How else can a fat fuck like me get laid?"

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Text blow up

A text or IM message composing of random letters, numbers, and symbols that can mean to change a conversation, to show disagreement, or to start a conversation.

Nathan: I heard that you were in the bedroom with Mary Carter last night?!?!?!?!

David: ofiuh983427ruhjd67T9OH68^%&*iohhfowe

Nathan: oh I see haha

Libby: John, you are a creeper!!

John: iou9f8eng &%$uihgfn0o9wperi-32

Libby: No you are!!!

Robert: dco43yht09rpfujop)(&tyodfh43nwoyp9&$678fieuvb

Wesley: 0395y7u42-eu0djncmoqp9eh2opqjdnia/.snkc(Ty%#E$%I^rvhl;wbfknvm.

Robert: haha nice text blow up

Wesley: haha you too what you up too?

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Blow up Santa

There’s multiple definitions for this one icl-

It’s an inflatable thing outside your house at Christmas which you pump up

Or we could be referring to the act of actually blowing up fatass with some kind of bomb..

“Man I really wish I could blow Santa”
“WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BLOW UP SANTA?!?!”
“No I meant give him a blowjob idiot”

Blowing up pipe

Someone choking hard on dick

Damn bro, Cody is sucking so much dick he may as well be blowing up pipe

blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.

Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…

blow up dolphin

like a sex doll except a dolphin. Even has a blow hole.

wow im going to go home and screw my blow up dolphin

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Go blow up!

1. Similar to go die; an statement of dimissal or a sign of ignoring.
2. A response when you are particularly mad at someone.

1. I don't care, go blow up.
2. I hate you! Just go blow up!

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