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A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab without tipping and hung around to bullshit with friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the patron and precedes to tell them about the urban legend that if someone blows on one's asshole, that person can't shit. At this point, the non-tipper is so obliterated and a non-believer of the urban legend and asks to have it proven. At this point, the server/bar tender has the patron lie on their back up on the bar, on the floor, or on a stage. They then pull down their pants to expose the chocolate star and ask the non-tipper to blow. Upon the cool breeze hitting the 'ol balloon knot, the bowels are released, leaving a free swirly on the patron's face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with Jason at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass co-worker, Adam, with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn't tip our server. He then proceeded to hang around like Epstein in a prison cell. After a while, the server told him THE urban legend. And yes, he fell for it. She gave him the blown surprise and shat all over his face! It was EPIC!!
The state at which a formerly attractive person is no longer attractive.
Britney was hot for the first few years, but now she's a blown out skank.
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When you're so high you giggle at the wind.
I was so blown away, last Friday at that party.
Last weekend, with Tommy we got so Blown away.
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When a gay guy gets fucked too much and his colon becomes a distended tube sock from over use; a bad case of trunk butt; See also: gaping.
Lance complained about his boyfriend's blown out hole to anyone who would listen.
Chad went to the gangbang hoping to get his ass fucked down and blown out.
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When one sneezes suddenly while performing any act of oral sex.
"dude, last night was going great but having sex with that sick girl bit me in the ass. Lets just say she gave me the worst blown tire I've ever seen.
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A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.
John: "Are you getting a blow job?!"
Stephen: "You've just been Phone Blown!!"
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You know the pussy has had too much road war from too many porno cocks, because it looks like an M80 went off in a pound of hamburger and it is barely discernable.
Damn bra that shit was blown out, blown the fuxk out , didn't know what I was sticking my dixk into.
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