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blueberry bud

a marijuana bud that can be best grown indoors, sometimes outdoors also. takes 10-11 weeks to fully bloom. it is a Sativa plant.mixed with a tad bit of Skunk strains and originated from Blue Haze. offers delayed effects but you can get hella high off of it.the price for 10 seeds is usually $25.
Ludacris made a song called "Blueberry Yum Yum", referring to the fantastical blueberry bud.

i learned about blueberry bud in my drug class. ;D

by thastoner July 2, 2008

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blueberry kush

a strain of marijuana usually of the indica variety it is so named for the "blueberry" smell and taste it is very high quality and produces a couch-lock "body high" rather then the "mind high" produced by sativas.

i cant even stand after that blueberry kush.

by mizzzy o July 8, 2008

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Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

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blueberry buttcheeks

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.

Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

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cherries and blueberries

when a cops lights are flashing

Ah! He's flashin his cherries and blueberries at us!

by VVeedson March 24, 2010

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Blueberry Barrel

When one wraps their penis with a sheet of sand paper and secures it in place with a condom wrapped around the shaft. While engaging in anal sex, the friction causes the condom to gradually break and exposes the sand paper to the anal rim - which quickly bleeds and causes hemroids to pop like blueberrys.

Bill was upset after Joe gave Bill's wife a blueberry barrel. Cheating whore.

by wake1080 July 22, 2009

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blueberry waffle

a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.

man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle

by robtonytina December 30, 2011

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