boat

Yuo know... BOAT. Kind of like goat, but with other letters. See bote.

Have you ever sailed on a steam-boat? I sure hope not! Usually (unless your some kind of freak) steam-boats don't have sails!

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[The Boat]

NounPronounced: (classically) Th uh boht, (alternatively) You rivering cunt.

The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008.

Spidey: Pocket Hand (AQ)
Boat: Pocket Hand (AK)
Spidey: Check
Boat: 2,000 raise
Spidey: Reluctant call

Flop: QQK

Spidey: Check
Boat: Raise 5,000
Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!)

Turn: A

Spidey: Check
Boat: All in
Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call

Dealer: Turn em up fellas

Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces
Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces

River: K

Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boat is BACK!

Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner)

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boat

B.O.A.T. - an acronym for "bend over and take it." Can be used as a phrase, nickname or verb

used when giving someone that's complaining a hard time

person 1: i'm tired my feet hurt
person 2: hey, B.O.A.T!

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boat

to pass somebody in a vehicle and cut in front of them

i'm bout to boat on this slow ass fool

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The Boat

Also known as the SI Ferry. Which of course none of the locals call it.

Running late, am just going to make the boat,right before the doors close.

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Boat

A Dodge Challenger/Hellcat. The Challenger body is known to be pretty big, hence the name "boat"

Dang dude, what is a boat doing here, parked in the Home Depot parking lot?

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the boat

The coolest nickname of all time

I am the boat
he is the boat
she is the boat
we are the boat

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