boulder dash

another way of saying "bullshit"

Joe: ey teacher, I forgot my homework because my neighbor jizzed on it!

Teacher: Oh, boulder dash!

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Boulder Creek

A sweet-ass creek that runs all the way from the mountains down through Boulder, Colorado. It has a bike path the whole way and it's a great way to get around town or just take a walk or whatever. Lot's of people swim and go tubing during the spring and summer. It's dope.

Bro: So what'd you end up doing yesterday?
Me: Oh, were just kickin' it at the creek, playing frisbee, smoking bowls, drinking beers...
Bro: Oh that's tight.
Me: yeah, boulder creek is the shit.
Bro: word...

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Boulder Hippie

1. Longboards

2. Weed

3. Nasty White-Man Dreadlocks

4. Socks With Leather Flip-flops

"haha look at that guy he's: smoking weed while riding his longboard and he has nasty white-man dreadlocks, ugh he also has socks with leather flip-flops." he is such a Boulder Hippie

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Fruity Boulders

A gay man's balls

I want some fruity boulders.

-Mahatma Gandhi

vag boulder

1. One female preventing another female from scoring.

2. Female equivalent to cock block

Jane vag bouldered me last night at City Grill

origami boulder

A genious of an idea.

Dude, I went to origamiboulder.com. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish.

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boulder archwelder

After the girl has fallen asleep, the male ejaculates on her eyelids and allows the ejaculate to dry and harden on her eyelids, making it impossible to open her eyes. The stupid bitch.

I gave Natalie a Boulder Archwelder last night, and took off like a rocket from that skank's pad.

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