leather-bound books

Something you say you have to seem smart or important.

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany.

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Out-of-Bounds Calculus

Unexpected or surprising examples, interesting problems, and clever proofs on calculus that are often counterintuitive or paradoxical—the oddities that most math students are seldom exposed to during their calculus lessons.

Be it a continuous function whose graph possesses a tangent at no point, or a continuous function that has infinitely many maxima and minima on a finite interval, or a shape that has finite area but infinite perimeter, these examples of out-of-bounds calculus seldom fail to trigger an aha! reaction among math geeks.

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Homeward bound shitter

when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it

friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"

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Trunk Bound Regime

A hip hop group out of Dayton, OH that speaks only in Falsetto and makes sick-ass beats with extremely profound lyrical content.

Did you hear you that beat from Trunk Bound Regime?!

I hear Trunk Bound Regime had it good with the mystical unicorns.

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south bound and down

One that's headed to Mexico for the from the United States and has the pedal down to the ground in their vehicle.

John: the judge said 10 year on jail
frank: Well I'm south bound and down, see you old Mexico

south-bound hangers

droopy or floppy breasts caused by a woman failing to wear a bra.

I saw yo mammas filthy south-bound hangers and I thought I was gonna PUKE. So I turned her around and slammed her in the cornhole instead

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Love knows no bounds

A saying someone may say if they're wondering if cheating on a significant other counts IF the other woman is of a spiritual/ghostly origin.

'I was driven to madness by her beautiful glow inside the elevator; sorry honey!'

'....she WAS the librarian ghost from ghostbusters...so...free pass?'

'Darling..my love knows no bounds...I support all forms of life..I do NOT discriminate so...should I be getting you flowers..or?'

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