like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine
barkeep ill take another Bourbon on the Brown for these trashy ladies here.
An African American that imbibes too much bourbon and/or bourbon barrel ages beers.
Johnny was out on a Sunday afternoon drinking bourbon barrel aged beers. He drank himself into a fit and began to rage. Johnny is now a bourbon coon.
when your extremely gonzo high and you boil bourbon and catch it in a walmart sacc and huff the damn thing
"aye bro lets smoke this bourbon"
"shiiiiiiiit bet"
"bro we smoking bourbon right now holy shiiiiit"
Getting toasted on bourbon street and deciding no one will catch you giving head to someone in the ice room of the 14th hotel floor. But when your night is ending at 6 am, others nights are beginning, and they need ice.
Carlos and Samantha engaged in hotel Bourbon. A fine gentleman walked in and said, "Oh excuse me, I was just getting ice."
Kieran: "Alex? Are you hard right now?"
Josh: "Get your Bourbon Creamer out!"
Alex: "Wayyyy!"
A tweaker almost shoots your dick off.
James pulled a bourbon Chaser and we almost all lost our dicks
A phrase that is said by Buffalo Wild Wings employees when you ask for the "Bourbon Honey Mustard" sauce on your wings, afterwards declaring it to be the worst sauce.
You: "Can I get large traditional with Bourbon Honey Mustard?"
Waiter: "Have you ever tried the Bourbon?"