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inflating the importance of what you do by complaining about how hard and demanding it is.
Freddie spends more time brag bitchin' about all he has to do than he spends doing it.
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When you try to low-key stroke your ego, while acting unimpressed with yourself.
"You think I'm the shit? OMG, Ib think you're the shit! I didn't realize I was so liked".
"No need to humble brag".
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Complaining (bragging) that you are "poor" when, by the definition of poor / poverty, you aren't remotely poor. Complaining that you can't afford something you want, which, in your mind, makes you poor.
I can't afford tickets to Beyonce's concert because I'm soooooo poor! - Tweeted from my iPhone 6s. # poor bragging
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When you are bragging about something in a social network (i.e. item farmed from some game in a facebook post) but the post lacks a snapshot to confirm it).
-He said he got the ants a-iso (marvel avengers alliance) but there's no snapshot.
-He is obviously text bragging!
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During consensual tea bagging, the girl is sucking on the guy's balls when he rubs one out from above. The distance he cums determines the bragging right.
"Yo he jizzed on my tits while tea bagging, he can't tea-brag about nothin"
"Yo she said he busted on her toes while tea bagging, how's that for a tea-brag?!"
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Boasting about one's physical training (30 abs, 45' run, whatever), trying to make everyone jealous of this motivation.
Generally, this training is so exceptionnal that people need to sport-brag in order to increase the impact of this training.
Typical Sport-Bragging :
"Yesterday, I ran 10 km. I feel so good right now", Leslie sport-bragged Leslie. "Not like you, looser", she thought.
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Tote bag with slots on the outside for photos of your kids/pets/military husband so everywhere you go you can show them off, because you think other people are interested.
I debated on taking my brag bag to the beach; on one hand, it might get sandy, but on the other hand, I want everyone to see my deployed husband and our shih-tsu who is totes adorbs.
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