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long branch

where the jews kome ta chill for the summer. & if you been to lb before you know that any street between joline ave & broadway is the hood. (2nd ave,3rd ave,4th ave,rockwell ave,liberty ave,5th ave North and South,6th ave North and South,7th ave South,Morris Ave & the projekts of woodrow wilson. Lokated on high street & west end ave. It turned into a riot,gang,drugs and gun violent type a plase but I love violense so its sweet to live there. Lb has the rich hood,pier village & elberon. But people trashed pier already.its the 2nd baddest plase on the jersey shore after asbury park.

"Wanna go to long branch today bruh?","Damn someone else got shot in long branch today?","I heard long branch got beef with asbury park and if you step foot in long branch and you from asbury then youll get that ass beat up."

by mOney215 September 11, 2008

82๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Branch

A component of female nature where a female who currently has a significant other establishes a emotional and physical relationship with a male of higher status unbeknownst to her current mate. Then leaving the current mate for the for the new male. Thus resetting the cycle.

Male #1: Wow Im surprised, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me and she already is in a new relationship 1 week later with the guy she told me not to worry about?!
Male #2: Sorry to tell you bro but she monkey branched. She was already "his girl" long before she ever broke up with you. She ended your relationship once that other guy was ready. She will do the same thing to her new boyfriends once another male of even higher status shows her interest.

by MastaMint February 10, 2021

182๐Ÿ‘ 197๐Ÿ‘Ž


branch cricket

synonomous for spook, nigger, nig nog, niglet, spear chucker, tar baby, coon, monday or swamp ninja also known as a democrat

user of welfare. lazy.
Sombody shut that branch cricket up before i lynch him.

by don trusty April 8, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


branch out

A metamorphosis from being a lazy slacker to performing your job duties as expected.

"Instead of playing 'Guess the Emoji' today, I think I'm going to branch out and answer some emails."

by Bncd82 July 24, 2014

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Branch COVIDiot

The stupid subhuman white supremacist racist Trumpoid fucks that are protesting the desperate attempt to slow the spread of a plague threatening the world by forging an alliance with a much more disgusting plague threatening the world.

More Branch COVIDiots were seen at the capitol steps today indignantly protesting the need to save the country from a viral outbreak

by red phillips April 19, 2020

18๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


judicial branch

All the old supreme court guys that have the white spittle in the corner of their mouths

" OMG look at that amount of spit in the corner of his mouth! Yup, he must be apart of the judicial branch"

by gottazayn! October 20, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Olive Branch

A symbol of peace extended to warring factions of the valley of paradise. Urunganese women are known for their very strong opinions and brutal slap downs but always hope for follow up conversations to grow and learn.

As fierce and as prickly they can be to their neighbouring bellovictorians, they know that they will one day encounter them drinking beer on neutral ground and therefore would like to offer a peace treaty.

Erica (with big hair) offers Nicholas (with great banter but shit jokes) an olive branch.

by Urunganese December 5, 2020