long branch

where the jews kome ta chill for the summer. & if you been to lb before you know that any street between joline ave & broadway is the hood. (2nd ave,3rd ave,4th ave,rockwell ave,liberty ave,5th ave North and South,6th ave North and South,7th ave South,Morris Ave & the projekts of woodrow wilson. Lokated on high street & west end ave. It turned into a riot,gang,drugs and gun violent type a plase but I love violense so its sweet to live there. Lb has the rich hood,pier village & elberon. But people trashed pier already.its the 2nd baddest plase on the jersey shore after asbury park.

"Wanna go to long branch today bruh?","Damn someone else got shot in long branch today?","I heard long branch got beef with asbury park and if you step foot in long branch and you from asbury then youll get that ass beat up."

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Monkey Branch

A component of female nature where a female who currently has a significant other establishes a emotional and physical relationship with a male of higher status unbeknownst to her current mate. Then leaving the current mate for the for the new male. Thus resetting the cycle.

Male #1: Wow Im surprised, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me and she already is in a new relationship 1 week later with the guy she told me not to worry about?!
Male #2: Sorry to tell you bro but she monkey branched. She was already "his girl" long before she ever broke up with you. She ended your relationship once that other guy was ready. She will do the same thing to her new boyfriends once another male of even higher status shows her interest.

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branch cricket

synonomous for spook, nigger, nig nog, niglet, spear chucker, tar baby, coon, monday or swamp ninja also known as a democrat

user of welfare. lazy.
Sombody shut that branch cricket up before i lynch him.

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branch out

A metamorphosis from being a lazy slacker to performing your job duties as expected.

"Instead of playing 'Guess the Emoji' today, I think I'm going to branch out and answer some emails."

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Branch COVIDiot

The stupid subhuman white supremacist racist Trumpoid fucks that are protesting the desperate attempt to slow the spread of a plague threatening the world by forging an alliance with a much more disgusting plague threatening the world.

More Branch COVIDiots were seen at the capitol steps today indignantly protesting the need to save the country from a viral outbreak

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judicial branch

All the old supreme court guys that have the white spittle in the corner of their mouths

" OMG look at that amount of spit in the corner of his mouth! Yup, he must be apart of the judicial branch"

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Aww, branch

A term to use when your branch or homie messes up.

P1 "did you put a fork in the microwave again?"
P2 "oops"
P1 "Aww, Branch"