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Brandon

An incredibly handsome, genuine, strong man.

"Wow, you chop wood like a Brandon."

"Hey! Thank you for getting my cat out of the tree, you must be a Brandon."

by uhidunno1112 December 10, 2012

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A name for a boy. People name brandon are usually cute and fun to be around. Also a freak in bed. They are the best ones to be in a relationship with. Their always loyal

Nones like Brandon.

by Brandon. December 11, 2014

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A hideous greasy-haired drugged out looking chav lanky prick who looks like he hasn't
showered in years as well as a professional gaslighter and manipulator. He has a false
sense of entitlement which deludes him into thinking he can treat as if there below
him
when it's actually the other way round and it's HIM who's below most people.
He refuses to apologise for his appalling behaviour and abuse but probably won't like
it if the shoe was on the other foot and he was on the receiving end of someone's
bullcrap.
He is sick disgusting freak and total psychopath who beats and picks on poor
defenceless animals, Brandon is someone who hasn't gotten a taste of his own
medicine yet and clearly hasn't been disciplined when he was a kid that's why he's
turned into such an insufferable spoiled brat as an adult. However what goes comes
around and he will pay for being an animal abusing piece of shit.
If you come across a Brandon run
Why are you being such a Brandon today

Why are you being such a Brandon today

(Used as synonym for physcopath)

by Karmen95 March 20, 2023

125πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

Brandon is a complete dick and is popular but very annoying and good at sports but is dick

Brandon is such a dick

by Human man1263 February 1, 2020


Brandon

A little creepy greasy goblin boy who follows girls but is to scared approach them and ends up hanging out with a greasy Mexican

Obama: I want to talk to this girl but I’m too scared
Yoda: dude don’t be a Brandon

by Banana man64 February 15, 2020


Brandon

Nickname for Demented Joe Biden. The term came about during a Nascar race with the crowd cheering "Fuck Joe Biden" but the sports reporter tried to say they were chanting "Let's Go Brandon."

I heard that Brandon shit his pants at the Vatican.

by Donde Esta November 1, 2021


Brandon

An annoying ass brother to have but one that would take a bullet for you.

Man my brother brandon is a real dick... but he sure does care for me

by 34ddsucker April 11, 2022