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Welcome to Breeze Cult, praise Breezus!
The act of using febreeze to "wash" bad smelling clothes that you need to wear immediately. Usually as a result of being too lazy or having forgot to wash them earlier.
ex:1
-Hey man we gotta go now! Else we'll be late for the party!
-Oh I totally forgot! Hold on, lemme breeze wash my jeans real quick.
ex:2
-I have no clean shirts!
-No prob, just breeze wash the one you wore yesterday, no one will notice.
Sex move in which the male ejaculates into a bucket/bucket hat, then places it on her head/face.
“Bro she let me buckets for breeze her last night. It was my favorite bucket hat, too.”
When someone takes a shit in a heating vent
The party was lit until Frank dropped a Bali breeze on us. The whole house smelled like shit!
When a hairdryer is used to air out the crotch, by pointing the hairdryer down the pants.
“Man that sauna was hot! It’s time for some Texas Breeze!
The feeling of terror males get when they feel a chill in the genitalia region, believing it to be because their 'fly' (button or zip) is undone.
'Woah man! Had a danger breeze then! Could have sworn my pride was out in the open'
The act of farting bare-assed into an oscillating fan, only to shart during the act, resulting in fecal pollen being scattered throughout the room.
Darryl tried to impress his date by performing a Dirty Breeze. She never called back.
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