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Super sexy boy with a medium penis great at cumming and great at sex!!! Very pouplar and great at play football and basketball!!!
Ow look at that Brett hes so sexy I want him to cum me all up!
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A shitty liar and an overall terrible human. Is sometimes Italian.
Oh look it's Brett, what a terrible person!
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Odd sounding name given to a Tasmanian baby in the 1950's.
Little Girl: Why is your name Brett?
Little Brett: Mum reckons it's a Cowboy's name. (gimmeabreak!)
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The jolliest of the jolly. Likes when women tickle his devil's driveway. He enjoys competitive ventures, even when there is no competition and it deteriorates his quality of life. He's willing to loan friends $2000 and lets lovers shove organic Italian carrots up his bum. He is interested in all things medical and succeeded in college via unsavory but effective methods.
Wow, what a Brett. He really shoved something up his ass. That's such a Brett thing to do.
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A gay guy with the opposite of a receding hairline, a ceding hairline
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A person that will never have the guts to talk to the girl he likes. Has multiple back up plans and is the fakest person you’ll ever meet. he is a whale. lol
“Sup Peyton”
“Oh Brett u fucking loser”
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Brett is a short kid. He's often obsessed with farming & cows. He really likes to speak his mind, and shout out his opinion when really no one gives a single fuck. Brett can become a handful and brings you to the point where you want to somewhat hang yourself. He tries really hard to get the ladies... but does he succeed? No.
Brett is obsessed with politics, and needs to add in his two cents during every conversation. He might actually have brain damage, so you should keep watch of him to make sure he doesn't do something retarded.
He's annoying as hell.
"Wow guys look it's Brett."
"Fucking hate that kid what are you talking about?"
"Looky here we have the gayest of the gay.... Brett."
"Fuck my life I have to be partners with Brett."
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