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Someone who eats an excessive amount of poop , is in the Amish community, an all titties no ass kinda guy, doesn’t know how to choke his chicken, Has an extreme top golf obsession, and Wants you to put your fingers in his mouth and his asshole at the same time.
“Brett eats poop don’t let him touch you”
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A sweet, kind, caring guy with a lot of charm. He may seem perfect, but he will leave you crying with your heart in the dirt. He will be all nice to you and then come out and tell you that he likes someone else. He'll make you feel like you're not good enough.
I <3 my boyfriend!
Who is he?
Brett!
So you're the other girl.
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Brett is a name of a typical gay male. Typically 49 out of 50 people named Brett are gay. A person named Brett is very loyal and a girl's best friend. He knows how to get the guy in more ways than one ;).
Girl 1: Look at that guy, he is so hot.
Girl 2: Yea, but he is totally gay.
Girl 1: How do you know?
Girl 2: Because his name is Brett.
Girl 1: Dammit.
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A fuckboy who thinks he's hot when he's not, only likes sluty girls, only last 5 seconds when getting his dick sucked, isn't that good at anything and has a dull personality only thing he cares about is family and friends is far from husband material, he's not mean he just doesn't care about you. One day when he's old he'll want to change his fuckboy, he's very popular and loved by his friends
Omg did you hear that Brett fucked Carolina
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A very beautiful girl with crazy sex appeal, a very good friend, and someone you can depend on. She is fun to be around and just an all around good person.
p1: Man she is off the chain!! Who is that?
p2: Who her? Oh that is Brett
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A teenage boy with a 5 year old's brain with the sexual hormones of a 17 year old. Wanting to have sex but not knowing what sex is.
"Did you hear that Brett fingered someone?"
"Can you believe that Brett asked creeper for sex advice?"
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an unseasoned chicken mayo packet retarded fuck u ugly fuck snow roach discharge gorilla dick sucker toilet paper napkin mayo monkey zebra w no stripes cock sucking vagina eater basic ass white boy wanna be poc 4x8 printer paper unedited document vanilla icecream someones cum colonizer cracker walking dandruff expired yogurt rice pudding un used crayon elmer’s glue white board elbow ash corn starch flour bird shit kfc biscuit alfredo sauce unimportant being salt shaker clorax wipes plain tortilla marshmellow warrior…
person 1: whats a brett?!
person 2: an unseasoned chicken mayo packet retarded fuck u ugly fuck snow roach discharge gorilla dick sucker toilet paper napkin mayo monkey zebra w no stripes cock sucking vagina eater basic ass white boy wanna be poc 4x8 printer paper unedited document vanilla icecream someones cum colonizer cracker walking dandruff expired yogurt rice pudding un used crayon elmer’s glue white board elbow ash corn starch flour bird shit kfc biscuit alfredo sauce unimportant being salt shaker clorax wipes plain tortilla marshmellow warrior…
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