The Bridge Academy

Hello this school is shit if you dont put your hand up then you stay back 1 for a hour you are also sitting on a shit chair that makes your ass hurt the food is dog shit with rats around the school The Head teacher looks like a NONCE And theres a lot of pedos roaming around . All the teachers breath kiks . Theres 1 good teacher <No Names> adding on the school has no Good outside area And even The teachers are set 8 and Every time they talk im Discombobulated

The Bridge Academy

Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

bridge-list

a list of people who are disliked to the extent that we wish that they would go live under a bridge.

ugh, what an absolute twat;
put him on the 'bridge-list'.

RVC Bridge

The spot where South Side High School kids go and drink. The police claim they have lowered bridge behavior but in reality all that’s happened is local parents have stopped bitching about it to police. Never be shocked if you see dozens of High schoolers passing a bridge over peninsula blvd on a Friday or Saturday night

Are you going to the rvc bridge tonight?

Yea I’ll buy the natties tonight!

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Breaking the Bridge

When there's a cloud in the middle of a perfect rainbow, breaking its arch.

"Damn, that rainbow would be perfect, except there's a cloud breaking the bridge!"

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Biffin's Bridge

The area between the vagina and the anus..cross if you dare!

Well it slipped out of the hole, across Biffin's Bridge and up the ante!

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Over the Bridge

When a person is extremely sexually attractive. To emphasize exactly how hot a person is, the words over and bridge can be stretched out. Additional expressions derived from this term include "On the bridge" for someone who is decently attractive but not a super-hottie, "Under the Bridge" or "Swimming" for someone who is just a disgusting ugly troll, holding no sexual appeal at all, and "Miles from Water" for someone who just isn't trying.

Nathan: "Holy shit! Did you see that girl!"
Dylan:"Hell yeah! Over the Bridge!"
or
Miles: "Look at that warthog!"
Zach:"Bitch is swimming, bro. She's so far under the bridge she hit seafloor."

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