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1 (n.)- a female who has a crazy vagina, that has pubic hair resembling a broccoli material. it does not have to have crazy STDs or any other kind of diseases.
2. - wolf pussy
3. (v.) - two crazy ass vaginas bumping against each other which and/or a hot pocket will occur.
Syn.- refer to "hot pocket"
Wow, they're really broccoli bumping hardcore!
Corbin Bleu's hair resembles a broccoli bump
Why is my girlfriend broccoli bumping with another girl?!?!
People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.
Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."
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This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.
Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!
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Skinny white kids with afros
Yo nigga I'll give you $10 to shave yo head broccoli boy
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Skinny white kids with afros
That little bitch is such a Broccoli Boy
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The opposite of eye candy. One who is very unappealing to look at.
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