Brock

A large clot of semen that bursts out of your penis, resulting from masturbating more than three times in the last 24 hours. Results in swelling of the scrotum and painful pissing for the next day.

Max: Dude, I just had my second brock of the day.
Chuck: Shit man, you gotta stop spanking your monkey.

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Brock

Is a very gay person

Hey brock is kissing alex

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Brock

Brocks are usually short, and often have light blonde or red hair colour. Brocks typically have no personality, and generally are the cronies of a bully or just a plain annoyance who follows people around. Brocks are usually actually very smart in their own way, but are typically the kind of kid that your mom tells you to be nice to.
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Ted: "oh my gosh brock wont stop following me"

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Brock

A white male rapist.

Girl, here comes a brock. Cover your drink and talk to your male gay friend.

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Brock

An Asian boi (probably) from Pokémon who is seemingly a drug addict whose eyes conceal dark ~secrets~ and who is very ...girl...crazy...

Person 1: dude did u hear dat brock can make tea wit his eyes closed
Person 2: no way dude lol

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Brocking

v- The act of stealing someone's girlfriend in a swift and often undetectable by the poor, helpless victim.

"Damn, Brock brocked the fuck out of Ryan!"
"Brock just brocked Joey's prom date."
"Brocking is for douchebags"

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brock

brock is just another word for asshole. brocks usually have a small dick. they dont know how to treat a girl right. they most likely will cheat and lie to their girlfriends all the time! you do not want to be with a brock. they break girls hearts and just dont even care. sometimes they'll break a girls heart and then hate them for no reason at all, and make the girls life a living hell. brock isnt that good of a friend either. sorry to say, but you dont want a brock in your life.

ashley: how was it like going out with that brock kid?

cassie: a living hell.

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