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kobe bryant

A Fag. Has a butterfly tattoo on his right arm, signifying his ultimate gayness. Changed my jersey number from 8 to 24. Why? because I am now 3 times as gay!

I am kobe bryant. I cheated on my wife, and I got caught. Now i have a fuckin gay ass butterfly tattoo to prove it.

by Vanessa Bryant April 29, 2007

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Kobe Bryant

The best basketball player in the known world. Dude put up 81 points v.s. Toronto Raptors on Jan. 22, 2006. He averaged more than 35 points per game in the 2005-2006 season.

Zach:Who do you think is the best player in the league?
Jordan: Are you kidding me? Kobe Bryant , no doubt!

by J-MAT December 6, 2006

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Kobe Bryant

The best player in the NBA, and by the time he's done, the best in NBA history. 81 points in one game, 4 NBA titles, one withOUT shaq, the best finisher in the game, the most hard-working, hard-nosed player in the NBA. Better then LeBron, will be better then Michael.

Kobe Bryant, a.k.a. the black mamba, just lit up everyone in the NBA

by hurricanes3621 June 25, 2009

82๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


kobe bryant

1. Rapist
2. One Who Performs The Act Of Rape

"See that girl over there? Im going to drop a roofie in her drink and pull a Kobe Bryant on her."

by g-ziss November 20, 2007

139๐Ÿ‘ 163๐Ÿ‘Ž


kobe bryant

the sickest player in the nba. after a bronze medal in the both the '04 olympics and the '06 world championship, kobe bryant has decided to play for the USA basketball team, and guess what? they're back to being dominating

kobe bryant's sick, he's going to lead the US to an olympic gold in 2008

by barry1833 September 13, 2007

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kobe bryant

The best NBA player since Michael Jordan, who made a mistake with a white chick. Kobe has scored 81 points in a game, won three championships, and shown his ability to pass the ball in the 2006 Round 1 series vs the phoenix suns.Kobe is the most talented and skilled player in the NBA.

NBA Analyst: Kobe Bryant scores 81 points on the Raptors. This is the best showing of talent and skill the NBA has ever seen because of the different types of shots kobe made.

by Shawn B. May 3, 2006

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Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant is the starting shooting guard of the Los Angeles Lakers. Born August 23, 1978 in Philadelphia. Also grew up in Italy where his favorite sport was soccer. He has said if he didnt go pro in basketball, he would have gone pro in soccer. He is one of the hardest working players in the NBA and is ragged on for being a ball hog, when he has the numbers

(pts, asts, rebs) to prove everyone wrong. Recently won a championship with LA in 2009 and his lakers are looking to tie boston for the most rings of all time. Well known for his 81 pt performance (2nd most all time).

That player is so raw, he is on his path to become a Kobe Bryant.

by Dude from Clackamas OR August 25, 2009

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