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A combination of orgy and progressive dinner, in which a series of soups, appetizers and entrees are eaten out of the anuses of all participants. The Turkish Buffet is common in upscale suburbs, where otherwise conventional couples engage in provocative, yet still bourgeois, rituals, eating lobster bisque from one another's freshly shaved, bleached and douched buttholes.
The Hendersons invited us to a Turkish Buffet this weekend, so make sure to shave your butthole and prepare a decent stock for my famous quail risotto.
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During a shared meal, where various dishes are on the table at once (for example tapas), instead of taking a fair share of the different foods available, helping yourself to large portions of the choicest foods, piling the plate as in a buffet.
This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.
"I am NEVER going out to dinner with Alex again!"
"Why not?"
"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"
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Burps you get After chowing down at a buffet. Usually smell absolutely horrible and are very greasy.
Mike- Man hitting up the buffet before the party was a horrible idea
Dan- Yeah dude, my buffet burps are killing the room
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When one feasts on a womans fanny in an oral manner
Tank couldn't wait to get home from the game so he could have a Clunge Buffet
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When one devours an African-American male in a cannibalistic act.
Mavis Leonard: You eat the butt, you eat the whole damn thing. Like a brother buffet...
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the enthusiasm for the large quantity and variety of foods that you have in front of you at the buffet; getting pumped about the large meal you are about to consume.
A high level of buffet spirit would lead to buffet momentum.
"Its time for to go eat at the buffet, you better have your buffet spirit!"
"don't worry, Ive got my BUFFET SPIRIT!!! This buffet won't know what hit it"
the act of giving a blow job reversed while allowing the nut-sack to rest on the eyes.
man, my girl was complaining about not getting enough sleep, so i delt her a Rio Buffet to clear the bags from under her eyes!