A humongous dildo. A dildo needs to be at least 4" thick and 12" long to be considered a "Tyler Burke."
Typically a Tyler Burke has to be custom made, very few Burkes are purchasable from a pre-manufactured supply.
Martha's mom had to hide her tyler burke when her husband came home.
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in other languages means " little king cunt "
see brizz
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Best Fifa player to exist, doesn’t even need to try, can play anywhere in football has beat Neymar in panna matches before could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials
That Ryan Burke is the best footballer I’ve ever seen
A type of footballer who is forced to play cb because he does not have the ability to play at cb.
Very inseficent in the bedroom and has a very small cock (yet claims urban dictionary said it was massive but that’s waffle) known for timing things he says during fifa poorly
I’d rather have Doherty special card over wan bassaka at 1v1 defending
Such a Ryan Burke thing so say
A person who compulsively feels the need to sign every facebook comment with their name. They also have a tendency to make false accusationtions of pancake making and forget when Folio is due.
Rowan Burke: "hey everyone hows it goin, sorry for being annoying ill bring in pancakes for you all on the folio week . anyways just wondering if visa1001 and arct1030 tutorials are still on for tomorow?
- Rowan Burke"
To freak out, loose your cool or self control.
1.Danni took some 'shrooms and had a bad trip, she ended up burkin' out in the back of my 300C.
2.Clam down, don't burke out and do some crazy shit.
3. I burked out at the McDonald's over on JFK Boulevard after that jabroni forgot my Big Mac again.
A sporting legend prone to injuries in his old age.
1: Might try a Goosie on the ref
2: Mate be careful, Tommy Burke blew out his knees doing one of those.