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APPLE.

apple.

by Froggity November 24, 2020

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Apple

1. The round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider or can help you get a wiggly tooth out

2. A company that makes electronics

I ate an apple and my tooth fell out.

by Desie09 February 6, 2015

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apple

a thing your mom fucks

does your mom have an apple

by beyourself1234 December 12, 2018


Apple

An assist in hockey

Wayne Gretzky scored most his points off apples

by thedustermonkey September 20, 2023


apple

good

apple crunchy
caveman like apple

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023


APPLE

Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!

'Know what an apple is?'

Of course i know what a fucking apple is you stupid fuck'

by pseudonym fucker December 13, 2017


Apple

1.) A delicious fruit that may or may not be used to harass any and all doctors in the vicinity.

2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.

1.) An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.

by LambdaBelmont February 9, 2020