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An anal passage into which foodstuffs may be inserted for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
I saw Katrina last night. She asked me to pour milkshake in her chutney funnel but I respectfully declined.
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The result of a man shagging a girl up the bottom and finishing off in the vagina
She must have had an upset stomach cos I gave her a right chutney beaver.....
It's when you punch someone in the bum bum.
That chutney punch got me right on the itchy brown eye you sperm licker.
Nice chutney punch, I'll give your square watch back tomorrow.
A sexual act in which the male places his fingers covered in mango chutney into the woman's fallopian tube trying to fish out her egg's
MANGO CHUTNEY MANGO CHUTNEY MANGO CHUTNEY REEEEEEEE
A body waste product that contains fruit and or vegetables and is slightly "loose" but easily spreadable (in-between underpants and bottoms)
I have toilet chutney in my underpants, I may have to throw them away! Or, Is a fart Brown and Lumpy? No, in that case I have definitely just shit myself!
When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.
It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!
Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.