God

A clever old Jewish bastard who gets credit for all the good stuff, but eludes the blame for all the bad shit.

"When the tornado blew our trailer all the way to Pascagoula, thank God none of us was killed." WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK FUCKED UP YOUR TRAILER, YOU STUPID CRACKER-ASS BITCH???????????

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God

Some prick.

"In the beginning, God said 'Let there be light!'...and it all went downhill from there.

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God

The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".

Hey give me money i talk to god!

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God

Shrek

Get out of the gods swamp!

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God

Bob Ross

Bob Ross is the omnipotent God

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God

God is a very good deity found in mainly Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

I'm a Christian. I should obey God.

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On god

When something so true you willing to put god on the line for it. It’s another way of saying «I swear to god» but in a more flex way.

*At club penguin*

«You have been banned for bad behaviour when it comes to you way of communicating with other players. You said: «Bruh on god I’m just tryna go sicko mode on these penguin cheeks»