Chad

An asshole who only cares about himself and his gay lover

Guy1: oh wow did you see chad
Guy2:yah definitely he should go suck a dick and kill him self

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Chad

Ladies if you ever meet a Chad run for the hills!!!!!! He is very self absorbed and doesn't care who he hurts along the way, as long as if he gets his way

Guy: Hey, I'm Chad
Girls: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! IT'S A CHAD

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Chad

The opposite of a chode, a penis that is very long and thin.

"Slayter Rose has a Chad!"

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Chad

A douche

Woah, look at how much his pants are sagging, must be a Chad...

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Chad

A name from Old English meaning "douchebag," a "gangly fuck," a "shithead," an "asshat." Someone who eats 3 bites of a burger then puts a single French fry in it. The kind of guy who wears polo shirts and cargo shorts and plays disc golf on the weekends with the "bros." Also goes by Chadley, Chadwick, Swaggy P., or in some cases, Derek. You should avoid these things at all costs or you may end up doing Jager shots with him and his "bros."

Guy 1: Hey Bro. My name is Chad. You wanna play disc golf.

Guy 2: Ugh. You look like a Chad

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Chad

A little guy who likes fish. He loves fish. He smells like fish. He goes fishing. He eats fish. He has sexual intercouse with fish.

Chad has sex with fish.
Chad goes fishing.
Chad is a weirdo.

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Chad

If you know you know

Chad
synonym: garbage

Chad was at standard trying to get some underage girls in for free. He’s such a Chad.

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