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When you have to go poop and you clamp your butt shut tightly
I had to shit so bad I had to ass clamp all the way to the bathroom!
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a sexual position in which a man squats down as if to hop(like a frog) and the woman then grabs the mans testicles from behind clamping them between her fists, tugs up and down and eats out the mans asshole.
"come on and finish your beer honey, im going to give you a frog clamping like your granny never did,YEEHAW!!"
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Cock clamp. Is a good tight pussy at the beginning of incursion. Then the bitch clamps down and you can pull out. Now you a daddy.
Bro. She pulled a cock clamp on me!! Now I'm stuck paying child support..
One of the various phrases used to describe the act in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner's body for the purpose of sexual pleasure. In this case, an Oyster Clamp occurs when the lips are sticking due to the lack of lubrication and are firmly pressed together so that they become interlocked or "clamped."
see also:
scissoring
We were rubbing our pussies together so hard that we gave ourselves an Oyster Clamp.
pronounced (fooooooooooo-D-Clamp)
Originated by the drunken shouts of one Dale Tourdot (pronounced: 2 dough) in an attempt to say "party time". Now a staple for the phrase "Im gonna get fucked up!" or "Fucking Sweet!". Used in extreme drunkeness as exclamation for elation or triumph. Was heard in another drunken shout on 94.1 JJO, the number one hard rock radio station in America and one of our own in Wisconsin
Drunk 1 (Whilst throwing in a game of beer pong): "Its rebuttal, make this so I can slam that keystone."
(Ker-Plunk-nothin but beer)
Drunk 2: "Foooooooooooooorty-Clamp!"
or
Drunk 1:"It's Sunday morning and we got nothing to do"
Drunk 2:"I got a case of keystone!"
Drunk 1:"Forty Clamp bitches"
Non violent head lock performed on partner until blowjob is given.
Bro i was getting sick of getting no play so i finally just had to put the old lady in tramp clamp.
When a woman is breastfeeding a newborn and sucking a cock at the same time.
Man - "Hey baby, can I get some head"
Woman - "No, I have to feed the baby"
Man - "Ok, how about a double clamp"
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