Cod

1. Rubbish; abbrev. of codswallop.

2. Artificial.

3. A white fish, thought by some to be an endangered species.

1. That's a load of cod if you ask me.

2. He was wearing lipstick, a blonde wig and a cod pair of breasts.

3. A large cod and chips, please (UK).

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The Cod

when you take a live fish(preferabley a cod) and stick it into ONE of the three holes a woman has. they include the vag, the anus, and the clevadge.

its like a dildo but spins with The Cod inside one of her holes.

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codding

The act of masturbating in your pants, and leaving the ejaculate in there to fester and smell of fish.

Drunken twat: Are you married?
Steve: Yes.
DT: Is your missus away codding some random bloke? She must enjoy the smell.

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codding

the verb for playing call of duty 4 online

Maureen: Hey Wanna play some football?
Wayne: Nah i am codding till 7 then going to bed

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cod

call of duty; a dull, time-consuming video game that leads boys (note: not men) to fall into pathetic life cycles of filth and apathy

cod has destroyed 6633 university drive

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cod

"Crack of doom" or "crack of death"
When someone's ass crack is visible
Plumber's crack

Ah sick! Look, that chick has a major cod!
Pull up your pants, your cod is showing

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Cod

A FEMALE human whose bodily physique resembles that of Rush Limbaugh, Rosie O'Donnell, or a (Harley-Davidson) biker's wife. Pseudo-females such as these are characteristically known for having a double chin. The behavioral basis of these over-fed bovines lies in their aspiration to seduce, mate with, and otherwise deceive a male human with proximate cash reserves, into committing to a state-sanctioned relationship in order to acquire their victim's material possessions. Cods are taxonomically classified according to their excessive surplus of glut, and their ability to deceive their victims by cooking them scrumptious meals.

1. Oh my Fuck! Can you believe the wattle on that Cod's throat?!

2. Holy shit that rich douche is totally dating a Cod! She must be a good cook.

3. I bet he make-believes squeezing her wattle is like actually squeezing titties!

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