Little Caesar

Pompous busybody who stands up during meetings to publicly embarrass themselves by giving passionate but utterly false and/or idiotic speeches. They're also very bossy and always have opinions about subjects they know nothing about.

Clem: Elaine turned into Little Caesar this morning and started ranting about the change in the dress code policy, so the others all started throwing half-eaten bagels at her.

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julius caesar

The act of a small boy propelling grapes out of his anus into a the mouth of a receiving male with extreme strength.

Dude did you see the velocity on that kid's julius caesar?! it practically bruised mircea's throat!

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Little caesaring

When you are otherwise ineligible....

Getting a chick hot n ready for your bro.

I can't believe he is little caesaring that chick for you; top notch.

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Little Caesars

Gay sex, usually during in the middle of history class.

"Hey Cole, wanna go to Little Caesars?"
"No, ask noah."
"Noah, wanna go to Little Caesars?"
"Sure i go there all the time"
**Winks at cole**

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Caesar's Revenge

The incredibly evil and impossible questions on Advanced Placement tests that involve choosing a set of several statements, numbered with Roman numerals.

Which of the above statements is correct?
a) I
b) II
c) I, II, and IV
d) III and IV
e) I, II, III, IV, and V

"Oh no, it's Caesar's Revenge!"

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Tijuana Caesar

When a young lady places an olive in her rectum and squats over his/her companion's face. She then squeezes lime juice down her butt crack and as the juice hits her butthole, she squeezes it into her companion's mouth. Originated during the roman occupation of Mexico.

I refused to let her give me a Tijuana Caesar because I don't like olives... or poo.

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Julius Caesar

It means cool. Surfer dudes and knight cosplayers typically use it. It sometimes also means « Kiss me, bro! »

« YOOOO, Julius Caesar please!! »
« Ight say less »

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