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when everything is so fucked up.
Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn
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An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.
"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!
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When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"
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A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.
"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"
an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.
mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie
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Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected
"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"
"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"
"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"
"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"
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What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.
Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.
Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.
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