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Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."
Mom, calm your lumps!
Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!
Exclamation used as an attempt at calming an apparently agitated, restless, anxious and generally worked up peer, who may or may not be having a disruptive influence those in his immediate surroundings.
PH: "The live server's gone down, the entire business is disrupted!"
JC: "Calm ya passion, calm ya passion!"
A poster, made in 1939 by the British Ministry of Information to encouage the public to pull through the difficult times in World War II. Although millions of copies were printed, the poster was never really used, and the original designer is unknown.
In 2000 a copy was found in a second-hand bookshop, and, since the copyright had expired, the posters slogan was allowed to be printed on to all kinds of merchandise including copies of the poster, hoodies, mugs, doormats and cusions. As a result, the slogan became very popular and now represents the British attitude to tough and stressful times.
In the recession of the late 2000s, the Keep Calm and Carry On posters gained in popularity, especially among nurses and other professions affected.
As the bombs dropped, the British public sat in their makeshift Anderson shelters, making tea and keeping their spirits high, and continued life as usual.
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A paradox: telling someone to 'calm down' always, always infuriates that person. Dropping the 'calm down' bomb is the ultimate act of passive aggression - it says "You're out of line, and I need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me." Needless to say, this is not calming.
A: Goddammit! How could they possibly cancel Arrested Development?
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.
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Calm down, everything is going to be okay. Boys named 'Ethan' will think that this phrase is incorrect.
Ethan: "It's hold your horses!"
Person: "Calm your horses!"
Don't say this to a thug or gangster that has a 9mm with them, or you will get shot.
man: Whoa, calm down, Jamal, don't pull out the 9.
thug: *shoots the man to death with said 9*
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1. When the fit is fire but the wearer’s body type is abnormal, i.e. skinny legs but big stomach, or other peculiar builds like that.
2. When the fit is either basic, consisting of corny clothes, or just trash in general but the wearer is confident about it.
“Yo rate the fit”, “bro wtf you wearing dawg, luh calm fit ahh mf”
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