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Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake

"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"

by Imanegg April 4, 2019


Calum

Calums are annoying and are a dumb species, usually found near the wild classes in the dangerous school, if you see a Calum, be sure to ask him the hardest math question to make him look dumb

Person 1: Calum what is 6x2
Calum: 69 billion

by PotatertotIsCool October 27, 2020


Calum

Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.

Calum you simp

by Stephen price August 17, 2020


Calum

A bitch of a boy and likes the name Sally is annoying

Ugh he's annoying he's such a calum

by Ketamawn November 13, 2020


Calum

a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz

Look at Jerome being a Calum bro

by Game Prime February 19, 2023


Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.

Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum

by Candle_burn January 23, 2024


calum

A Calum is a small creature generally associated with something like Golem from 'the lord of the rings' they tend to be small white males who hide in the darkness of their rooms waiting for their favourite youtuber to upload a video

Stop being such a calum and go out already

by Shamefvl_ March 21, 2022