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Calum

Calums are annoying and are a dumb species, usually found near the wild classes in the dangerous school, if you see a Calum, be sure to ask him the hardest math question to make him look dumb

Person 1: Calum what is 6x2
Calum: 69 billion

by PotatertotIsCool October 27, 2020


Calum

Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.

Calum you simp

by Stephen price August 17, 2020


Calum

a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz

Look at Jerome being a Calum bro

by Game Prime February 19, 2023


Calum clennell

Very nice man

Was in the guardian news paper

mmm calum clennell

by April 5, 2024


Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces

Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!

by Bigman86 January 11, 2019


Calum Thompson

Chad

Everybody loves Calum Thompson

by SenseiC&M83 November 25, 2021


calum frew

A fucking twat

Oi see that guy he looks like a complete and utter Calum Frew

by Yada2 December 9, 2019