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The proud land of people who list all of Canada's contributions tot he world when they hear the slightest negative comment about their country. ALL OF THEM.
American: Canada sucks
Canadian: Oh Yeah!? Well hockey is Canadian, Lacrosse is Canadian, Canada has never lost any wars, Canada-
American: Bye
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Larger than the US, and on top. If it was prision, they'd be our bitch.
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A country that has great beer. Canada does not have an army, but they do not need one, for they do not piss off everywone with their arrogance.
Also, the only country to be attacked by America, yet come back and burn down their white house.
You walk down the street of Toronto. Look left! You see a fat stripper! Look right! You see a $1 beer store! Look back! You see a pawn shop owned by some afghani refugee!... No wait... This is New york.
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1.The Greatest Country on Earth!
2.We have a Tim Horton's store in almost every street corner.
3.Our Prime Minister knows how to handle a country.
4.We are the second largest country in the world.
5.We don't like Bush!
6.We don't make fun of Asians.
7.We have freedom of speech.
8.We can call our leaders assholes and they won't care.
9.We don't deport people! (AMERICA!!)
10.Our beer tastes like beer!
11.We like our poloce officers!
and of Course
12.We have our own 12 days of Christmas!
GO CANADA!
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The second largest and one of the most beautiful countries in the world. Full of great talent and multiculturalism. Never believe any stereotypes about Canadians. Well except maybe that we like giving wrong directions to American tourists to screw up their vacation...
Doug Hightower is a dolt who needs to stop sticking his head in his arse. He obviously is EXTREMELY mislead about Canada. If we are so censored then why are we more liberal than Americans (with our gay marriages and what not)? Why do our TV shows portray issues like teen pregnancy and abortion while American networks ban those types of episodes (think Degrassi)? And maybe he doesn’t know this but in here we DO have such things as satellite TV, thus allowing us to watch shows (including all types of news broadcasts) from all over the world. So whatever we can’t get from cable (90 percent of which is American anyway) we can get from that. And our technology is just the same as yours. WOW EH?! And yes many (but not all of them) Jack Chick comics aren’t allowed here but that is because they spread hate propaganda, which no country should have anyway. Cry free speech all you want, but there ARE laws against certain types of speech here AND in your own country, so actually there is no such thing as free speech if you think about it.
Oh and Canadians (but not all. Remember many of us love you guys) don't bash Americans because we don't know better. They bash them because so many Americans (not including the good ones) don't know better.
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Canada is ranked as 1st in the United Nations List of Awesomeness, right in front of Albus Dumbledore, Megamind and you.
Woooo! Canada!
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