Care Bears

A popular 80's cartoon, that has recently come back into style, and features bears that shoot some kind of healing light out of their tummies. Also cared for the entire world, somehow.

Care Bears live in their kigdom in the clouds, called Carealot.

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Meen Care

The cruzan way of saying me ain't care. Usually said in a derogatory way.

Daniel: Dude your not gonna believe what happened....

Alex: Meen care.

Daniel: Douche face!

care package

When you're in prison and you receive a package from home it's called a care package.

I just got a care package from my baby momma.

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Don't Care

When you don't want to listen to someone's conversation, or hear what they have to say. When you could care much much less about what they have to say.

Person A: PENGUIN LOVE ! :D
Person B: I don't care what you have to say. It is random and unnecessary.

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Care Packaging

When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.

This fucking noob won't stop care packaging.. BACKOUT

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care in the community

British poitical euphemism for 'piss off, we don't give a toss'. Usually applied to the disabled, elderly and infirm; a pre-requisite to depriving them of their savings and homes via low standard services. Normal to associate this with abandonment, loneliness and despair. The natural end to the industrial revolution.

Bank manager 1. 'Care in the community would be a good idea'.

Bank manager 2: 'Yes, we must tell the government to do it and sink those needy bastards'.

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Fake Caring

Pretending to care because it is in your employment training;
Fake caring in order to secure trust;
Presenting a caring attitude to advance a business profile and profits.

You are fake caring just to make me believe you actually care about me.

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