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An outgoing person, not afriad to say whats on his mind. Handsome & tall. Music is his passion, Brown eyes that make you melt. His singing makes you cry. When everyone tells you, "ewww why are you dating Carlos?" you'll realize that they're wrong & what you see on the inside is different what he potrays on the outside. No one really understands. He's your bestfriend. You'll love him no matter what.
Not everyone wants to date a Carlos until they truly realize who he is.
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The act of deficating unintentionaly, Self Excrement, To shit ones pants.
After eating that spicy pickle, I thought I was about to have a Carlos.
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I hope I don't Carlos myself at work.
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A know it all type of guy. You never know what he might say or do. He's very tall and handsome. Can sure brake a girl's heart, but the girls can't get enough of him because he just sweeps them of their feet. Ex-girlfriends' dream of him and have the feeling of getting back together, but… you never know what Carlos might do next.
Carlos...
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An epic shrimp who we all worship and love.
Narrator "Carlos"
(Que dramatic music)
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Carlos is a perfectly sun kissed milk chocolate Hispanic man with dark mysterious eyes and perfect black hair. He's athletic, strong, independent, a hard worker, and the best kisser in the entire universe. His lips are soft and subtle and his arms are big and muscular. He knows how to get what he wants especially when it comes to women. One of the most skilled players alive when it comes to getting girls. Funny, charming, and a perfect smile. When you're with him nothing else matters and life is exactly what you wanted it to be. His only flaw is he's uncircumcised.
"Wow isn't Carlos so perfect and attractive?" "Yes but his piggy is wrapped in a blanket"
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